West Coast Busters Inc.

Your first,

   your last,

      your ONLY line of defense   ...against the scum of the ethereal plane.

             Thanks to the reinstatement of GBI, now you can protect your loved ones, your property, and your financial well-being* from the previously unavoidable disaster.  Here are just some of the many, affordable** solutions for protecting yourself and others.

* ...we’ll take that, thanks.

** Win the lottery and anything is affordable

             When the government shut us down it was only a matter of time before the spirit world struck back with a vengeance.  Since those days the world has been plagued by disturbances of a lethal nature unlike anything we first experienced when we first went into business.   

 

 

             But when the concept of modern Ghostbusting came about, all this changed.  For once mankind was able to protect itself against the spectral threat.  ( ...and everything was going fine until dickless over there shut down the grid. ) 

Puzzle cubes whose owners disappear...

             These are just SOME of the many modern ghostly horrors left to humanity when you outlaw your friendly, neighborhood Ghostbusters!  YOU ARE ALL IN GREAT DANGER!! WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN TODAY!!!  AAAGGGHHH!!!  WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! 
             ( Write them now and receive 20% off your next call to us! )

             Through this all, where are those same regulatory agencies that shut us down so many years ago?

 

             Where’s the big authority who knows what’s best for the public, eh? 

 

             We’re sure they’ve got their hands full protecting the environment from things like waste, and setting the example for us all to follow.

** “Pottery night” can be more fun when a dead spouse swings by to help. 

* You’re welcome    

Prices start at: $7,650.00

             Some entities can’t be trapped.  Some are more like gentle hands that influence catastrophic accidents to happen, some are gods, some are dictators bent on using mystical religious artifacts to rule the world and yet others still are just 200 feet of angry marshmallow.  We’ve always got a winning plan for these events.* 

             Remember, we’re “Paranormal Investigators” and open to all forms of paranormal catastrophe, not just ghosts.  Call today for a quote.  Thermal mug with your first call and free balloons for the kids!!

* Dr. Stantz usually just yells “GET HER!”

Paranormal Elimination

             Some psychics are real; some are professional con artists.  Some “haunted houses” are real; others, just elaborate hoaxes.  We run into all kinds in this line of work; some legit and some fake.  So how does the average Joe tell one from the other?  Simple.  Hire the professionals.  We’ll tell you if your property is actually haunted or if it’s just one of those “Scooby Doo” things where some nut dresses up as a phony monster just to scare people off.  ...then we’ll toast his ass anyways.

Myth Busting & Debunking

Prices start at: $43,000.00

             We never thought it would happen but we’ve expanded our operations to the undead as well as the dead.  Recent rises in zombie ( yeah, we said the “Z” word... ) infestations over the past decade has called for extreme measures.  Originally the proton pack wasn’t meant for damaging soft tissue, it was only for magnetically retaining the negatively charged ectons that comprise a ghost. 

Zombie Cleansing